The sky has opinions.
The frog writes them down.
A daily horoscope for every sign, read from the real sky - where the Moon is, who is retrograde, which planets are arguing. A tarot card for the question you did not say out loud. And a frog who does not flatter anyone.
Pick your sign on the wheel.
Horoscope
Every tug-of-war has the same ending. Someone lets go, and the other side sits down hard in the grass. Today Venus, retrograde in Scorpio, squares Pluto to the degree, and the rope that has been pulling at love, money and pride since early October reaches its tightest point.
Signs on this day
- AriesBe the friend who brings the folding chairs, not the opinions.
- TaurusThe pressure at work peaks today. Peaks are, by definition, followed by a slope.
- GeminiYou are allowed to change your mind. Just not halfway through a sentence.
- CancerNobody is keeping score as closely as you are. Put the pencil down.
- LeoA partner sees you clearly today. Let them, and leave the lighting alone.
- VirgoNot every email needs a reply today. Some only need to be read.
- LibraPleasure today is cheap and close. Skip the expensive kind.
- ScorpioToday's tension is old. Do not give it a new address.
- SagittariusYour big idea works better as a small first step.
- CapricornYou are steadier than the people around you. That is not a reason to carry them.
- AquariusStop apologizing for being odd. It was always the best part.
- PiscesRest is not an apology. Take it without explaining.