The sky has opinions.
The frog writes them down.
A daily horoscope for every sign, read from the real sky - where the Moon is, who is retrograde, which planets are arguing. A tarot card for the question you did not say out loud. And a frog who does not flatter anyone.
Pick your sign on the wheel.
Today, in general
Two people meet in a doorway. Both step aside, then both step the same way, and for a second they stand face to face with nowhere else to look. Today the Sun crosses into Scorpio and meets Venus right at the door.
Card of the day
The Lovers
Two paths, and she chose the one with company.
Your sign today
- AriesThe thing you keep wanting comes with a sticker on the back. Turn it over.
- TaurusToday you learn what you actually want from them. Write it down before you soften it.
- GeminiNot every task deserves your best. Some only deserve to be done by four.
- CancerJoy is not a reward for finishing. Have some before the list is done.
- LeoYour home is not a stage today. Take your shoes off and stop performing.
- VirgoSay it plainly once. Three versions of the same sentence is not clarity.
- LibraWhat you own and what you are worth are different numbers. Keep them apart today.
- ScorpioYour season starts today. It needs no explanation from you.
- SagittariusNot every feeling needs an audience. Keep one for yourself tonight.
- CapricornA friend who tells you the truth is worth three who agree. Call that one.
- AquariusToday the work you are proud of and the work people see are the same work.
- PiscesYour instinct has been right all week. Today, act like you believe it.