The sky has opinions.
The frog writes them down.
A daily horoscope for every sign, read from the real sky - where the Moon is, who is retrograde, which planets are arguing. A tarot card for the question you did not say out loud. And a frog who does not flatter anyone.
Pick your sign on the wheel.
Horoscope
The Moon arrives in Virgo this morning, thin as a paring knife, and the house suddenly notices its own dust. This is the day after the party, and the Moon wants the glasses washed and put back in the right cupboard, which is not the cupboard you used. Mars and Uranus reach their exact sextile, the tightest aspect of the day, and it gives every practical task a small electric charge: the fix that works first time, the tool you did not know you had, the shortcut that is actually shorter.
Signs on this day
- AriesThe Moon is in your house of work and health. Your body has filed a complaint.
- TaurusThe Moon is in your fifth house, counting the cost of fun. Have the fun anyway.
- GeminiThe Moon is in your house of home and squaring your Uranus. Something in the kitchen is about to change its mind.
- CancerThe Moon has moved to your house of words. Everything you say today is accidentally exact.
- LeoThe Moon has left your sign for your house of money. The party is over and the bill is itemized.
- VirgoThe Moon is in your sign. For one day the world is as particular as you are.
- LibraThe Moon is behind your sign and Saturn is in front of it. Let the day be small.
- ScorpioThe Moon is in your house of friends. For once they are the sensible ones.
- SagittariusThe Moon is in your house of career, and it brought a clipboard.
- CapricornThe Moon is in your ninth house, the house of distance. Your spreadsheet has a passport now.
- AquariusUranus and Mars are exactly aligned. The odd fix is the right one, and it is quick.
- PiscesThe Moon is in your house of partners, and it has opinions about the dishes.
