The sky has opinions.
The frog writes them down.
A daily horoscope for every sign, read from the real sky - where the Moon is, who is retrograde, which planets are arguing. A tarot card for the question you did not say out loud. And a frog who does not flatter anyone.
Pick your sign on the wheel.
Horoscope
The Sun in Libra wants everyone to agree. Saturn, retrograde in Aries and standing directly opposite, wants everyone to do their job first and agree later. Between them hangs a thin waning Moon in Leo, still convinced the room is watching.
Card of the day

The Fool
The cliff was always there. Today you looked up.
Signs on this day
- AriesYou can win the argument or keep the afternoon. Not both.
- TaurusYour ruler is walking backwards through other people's feelings. Stay home with your own.
- GeminiYou will say the clever thing. Check afterwards whether it was the true one.
- CancerThe Moon is thin and in your house of money. So is your patience with the price of everything.
- LeoThe spotlight is on you. It is a small, waning spotlight, but it is yours.
- VirgoThe Moon is in your twelfth house. Everything you avoid will visit you quietly today.
- LibraHappy birthday season. Saturn brought a list.
- ScorpioVenus is backing through your sign. Old lovers, old shoes, old passwords - all of them suddenly fit.
- SagittariusThe Moon is in your house of faraway places. Your body is at your desk. Neither has noticed the other.
- CapricornYour ruler is retrograde in your house of home. The dishes are a philosophical problem now.
- AquariusMars is opposing Pluto in your sign. Somebody wants to change you. Smile and remain unchanged.
- PiscesThe Moon is in your house of work and health. Both would like a word.